I'll kick and scream but it never changes anything






7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

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WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo

also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%

stop having arms

when people ask you to smile, blowjob them

my tummy itches make that stop

i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow

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“We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.”

Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore   (via blackbruise)

this is why I don’t have a fucking cell phone

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this is stupid as fuck like with cell phones u have access to pretty much all of the information in the world at your fingertips and you can communicate with millions of people and ur complaining that u cant jump off some rusty ass bridge or swim in the ocean with ur dick flopping about freely????? why are u jumping off bridges in the first place ur gonna get urself killed and ur gonna get some nasty ass infection from having ur crotch wide open in the ocean do u have any idea how much bacteria is in ocean water this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen yall are so pretentious smh

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is this op trying to say that people don’t swim anymore because they have phones??? ‘cause that’s dumb as hell
if i wanted to go skinny dipping i’d leave my phone on the beach

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Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army



Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)


Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

This gave me chills in places I didn’t even know I had.

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who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick

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This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

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look at this fucked up bird


what the fuck

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it has boobs bird

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge


#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

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